it's fearless.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

“Real life is a funny thing. I think most of us fear reaching the end of our life and looking back regretting the moments we didn’t speak up. When we didn’t say ‘I love you’. When we should have said ‘I’m sorry’. So there’s a time for silence, and there’s a time for waiting your turn. But if you know how you feel, and you so clearly know what you need to say, you’ll know it. I don’t think you should wait. I think you should speak now.”
IS THIS BLOG A FUCKING JOKE BRITNEY SPEARS DID NOT INVENT SOCCER SOCCER HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE FOREVER, IM 24 AND I PLAYED SOCCER BEFORE THE YEAR 2000 LET ME TELL YOU THAT
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britneyinventions:

You must be mistaken. If you were playing soccer before 2000, you would have been younger than 10 years old and there is no way that could happen because Britney Spears didn’t invent Peewee Soccer until after her son was born. Thanks for submitting your concern though! It’s dedicated people like you who help insure that my blog is 100% accurate :)

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mazerun:

But I’m not a soldier.

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent



I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

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I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.